“Carlos broke my favorite toy”.
Posts Categorized: Pilfering Pooches
Kiba the Snotty Shiba Inu
He does this if he feels he is not getting enough attention…
Broom > Toys
I prefer my moms scented, decorative broom to my three toy bones. It smelled nice while I destroyed it, I have no shame.
You Are Not A Bird!
I put birdseed out on a table in the back yard for the birds and squirrels but Daisy decided it must have been meant for her. I am not sure how a Corgi jumped up on that table!
Constricted No Longer
I chewed my harness right off… please don’t buy a new one! Love, Finley
eater of desserts
ate a plate of rum balls off the counter
Editor’s note: chocolate is HIGHLY toxic to dogs. If you suspect your dog has ingested chocolate, please contact your emergency vet immediately.
Food Pyramid
My name is Pixie and this is my food pyramid:
Dog Food
Poop
Worms/Slugs
Carpet/Rugs
No corn muffins for you.
I found the bag of corn flour you meant to dispose of yesterday… Lexi is a repeat offender, first time since we found Dog Shaming. We lulled ourselves into thinking our girls were not nearly dogshaming worthy… She covered the floor in 3 rooms, and then someone (big sis not pictured) nested in the bed.
Mmmmmm….mouthguard!
Frankie found her dad’s custom-made night guard on his nightstand and chewed it up into tiny little shards of useless plastic. Replacement cost: $500.
Can’t wait to turn 21
I’ll chew all my parents’ coasters until they allow me to drink with them. Cacau.