“Carlos broke my favorite toy”.
Naughty Carlos

“Carlos broke my favorite toy”.
He does this if he feels he is not getting enough attention…
I prefer my moms scented, decorative broom to my three toy bones. It smelled nice while I destroyed it, I have no shame.
I put birdseed out on a table in the back yard for the birds and squirrels but Daisy decided it must have been meant for her. I am not sure how a Corgi jumped up on that table!
I chewed my harness right off… please don’t buy a new one! Love, Finley
ate a plate of rum balls off the counter
Editor’s note: chocolate is HIGHLY toxic to dogs. If you suspect your dog has ingested chocolate, please contact your emergency vet immediately.
My name is Pixie and this is my food pyramid:
Dog Food
Poop
Worms/Slugs
Carpet/Rugs
I found the bag of corn flour you meant to dispose of yesterday… Lexi is a repeat offender, first time since we found Dog Shaming. We lulled ourselves into thinking our girls were not nearly dogshaming worthy… She covered the floor in 3 rooms, and then someone (big sis not pictured) nested in the bed.
Frankie found her dad’s custom-made night guard on his nightstand and chewed it up into tiny little shards of useless plastic. Replacement cost: $500.
I’ll chew all my parents’ coasters until they allow me to drink with them. Cacau.