Barney has hidden this avocado, a whole squash, countless tomatoes, and cucumbers all over my apartment. He then sits around gazing into and biting at thin air. I’ve discovered fruit flies. He is therefore the cause of and solution to, my fruit fly problem.
“Fairies aren’t real anyways” – Kafrey and Six
I came home to find that *someone* ate their sister’s favorite new puzzle. (I put it together hoping that there wouldn’t be any missing pieces. No such luck.)
It was probably Six, but Kafrey won’t snitch. See you again in a couple days, Tink.
In the past two days I have eaten two of the three branches of this plant…not to mention two pair of underwear, two pair of boxers, and two litter boxes of kitty treats. Want two kisses?
I help myself to the trash and make a big mess for Mommy to clean up! Naughty Puggle!
I ate the cord off my dad’s battery charger, and now I’m going to run away.
They’ll miss me when I’m gone.
Zero: “I ate my mom’s laptop AND cell phone chargers. I am not ashamed.”
Prim: “I ate BOTH replacement chargers. I’m a little ashamed.”
[Mom: “Maybe they’re trying to tell me to use my electronics less.”]
These are the dog’s first offenses, but she’s only 9 months old. The bunny is a repeat offender and has been at it for 3 years.
This is my sister-in-law’s dog, Charlie, who sneakily stole the lid to the hot pot and chewed it up in the living room. It’s not the first time he’s been on my poop list. Nor the last.
The Starburst was just the latest in items that didn’t stand a chance against an unsupervised, bored Schnauzer.
the wrapper was also delicious.
Skybo thought it was pretty rude that his mom wouldn’t invite him to her bachelorette party, so he ate her goody bag when she got home.
