Butterbeans calls a truce.
Posts Categorized: Pilfering Pooches
Pippy the Cookie thief
Pippy ate the cookie thas a little kid was holding.
Wilma’s Remote
I heard Wilma chewing on something. Thought it was a bone. It was not a bone.
Does this count as fiber?
The sign says “I eat magazines. But only the newest issues! – Schroeder”
Wooden Spatula
Hi, I’m Mandy. I ate half of a wooden spatula.
I’m not going to sugar-“coat” it.
I ate my moms new winter coat.
El examen
Zeus decided he wasn’t fond of his dad grading his students’ Latin exam so he decided to have a little snack.
“I didn’t want daddy to grade his students’ exams, so I ate them! I’m not sorry at all. -Zeus”
I was just smellin’
I ate a pound of raw bacon off the counter… while mamma was on the phone…
Iron Gut strikes again…
I just ate 3 rolls of Tums. I won’t be getting heartburn, or osteoporosis. EVER.
Banjo has what the vet calls an “iron gut”. We do the best we can to keep things cleaned up, but Banjo has no problems cleaning plates on the table or pans on the stove. He especially likes “emptying” the trash.
Oscar is my name
Oscar is my name, grumpy is my game-
I killed Leo the lion and I am not ashamed!