Butterbeans calls a truce.
Butterbeans ate ALL the jerky.

Butterbeans calls a truce.
Pippy ate the cookie thas a little kid was holding.
I heard Wilma chewing on something. Thought it was a bone. It was not a bone.
The sign says “I eat magazines. But only the newest issues! – Schroeder”
Hi, I’m Mandy. I ate half of a wooden spatula.
I ate my moms new winter coat.
Zeus decided he wasn’t fond of his dad grading his students’ Latin exam so he decided to have a little snack.
“I didn’t want daddy to grade his students’ exams, so I ate them! I’m not sorry at all. -Zeus”
I ate a pound of raw bacon off the counter… while mamma was on the phone…
I just ate 3 rolls of Tums. I won’t be getting heartburn, or osteoporosis. EVER.
Banjo has what the vet calls an “iron gut”. We do the best we can to keep things cleaned up, but Banjo has no problems cleaning plates on the table or pans on the stove. He especially likes “emptying” the trash.
Oscar is my name, grumpy is my game-
I killed Leo the lion and I am not ashamed!