“It’s a bag! Mommy brought home a bag! I wonder what’s in it…is it for me, is it for me?!? It’s….clothes. For her. Oh, this shirt she purchased will never do. It needs a little jazz. Let’s redesign it!”
I ate mommy’s brand new shirt while she was sleeping. Now I have to wear her shirt – the holes are very fashionable.
My mom and sister went to the ice rink and I helped myself to sushi with a side of Wasabi from the trash can, but I left the soy sauce alone. I am not ashamed.
Bailey ate an entire loaf of bread, a new bag of bagels and a dozen lime-frosted cookies … then he puked green globs all over the floor.
Accidentally left this bag of crackers on the nightstand while we left for 10 minutes to pick up a pizza. Needless to say we when we got home were greeted by a nearly empty bag and a (sort-of) guilty face.
My dog ate an entire package of sugarless gum, which is full of Xylitol – a substance poisonous to dogs. We discovered this at midnight and rushed her to the emergency vet. She suffered no ill effects, except for some hyperactivity on the car ride. Stomach pumped, IV fluids administered, monitored all night and given hourly blood tests. Her glucose levels were never above the normal range. We spent our vacation money on her poor dietary choices. You can see that she felt pretty bad about it, in retrospect.
PHOTO TEXT: I ate an entire pack of sugarless gum & spent the night at the emergency vet. I was totally fine. $800 later, I’m very sorry.
“After I escaped form my crate I took these two glass jars off the pantry door rack, carried them down to the basement, removed the lids without breaking the glass, and ate the entire contents of Trader Joe’s Curry Simmer Sauce and Thai Green Curry.”
We still don’t know how he did it without opposable thumbs.
Lucy got onto the kitchen counter and ate all of my son’s hand decorated graduation cookies
Must be the chihuahua half of her that can’t resist a chile relleño with hot sauce.
I ate my sister and mothers puzzles, and they worked so hard on them.
My name is Lily and I am an unrepentant doughnut thief!
