My name is Buzz Lightyear and I ate my dad’s CPAP mask, and I didn’t think anyone would notice. I am a 8 year old Bichon.
Posts Categorized: Pilfering Pooches
Donut Dog!
I go to work with my dad on Fridays, he wasn’t supper please with me today!
No such thing as indestructible
Lohki destroyed this indestructible 15$ duck, popped a indestructible ball, and ripped the top off a kong toy. Despite getting at least 1 hour of exercise everyday she still has energy to spare.
Bless You
“Yesterday, I ate 2 ant-traps. The day before, your flip-flop. Now that you have a cold, I thought I’d try this tissue box! (Unconditional love is sweet)” –Ingli, the lab-mix
Max and Cash
Destructive boxers ruin $400 pair of eyeglasses.
I LOVE carrots!
Most of the carrots in our veggie garden didn’t make it to “adult-hood” because our little Dacshund, Vienna, took it upon herself to daily pull some carrots out and eat them! We often found remnants of carrot around the garden and the house. She LOVES apples too.
Green Thief
Finn likes to rob the recycling when no one is looking. He is NOT sorry!
Hector eats the marker pens
Hector finds marker pen and chews it ,
Waylon and Joey strike again!
Waylon and Joey work together to find and scarf down bags of trash.
Taking Dental Hygiene Too Far
I steal toothbrushes off the kitchen counter and chew them.