My name is Buzz Lightyear and I ate my dad’s CPAP mask, and I didn’t think anyone would notice. I am a 8 year old Bichon.
CPAP Mask

My name is Buzz Lightyear and I ate my dad’s CPAP mask, and I didn’t think anyone would notice. I am a 8 year old Bichon.
I go to work with my dad on Fridays, he wasn’t supper please with me today!
Lohki destroyed this indestructible 15$ duck, popped a indestructible ball, and ripped the top off a kong toy. Despite getting at least 1 hour of exercise everyday she still has energy to spare.
“Yesterday, I ate 2 ant-traps. The day before, your flip-flop. Now that you have a cold, I thought I’d try this tissue box! (Unconditional love is sweet)” –Ingli, the lab-mix
Destructive boxers ruin $400 pair of eyeglasses.
Most of the carrots in our veggie garden didn’t make it to “adult-hood” because our little Dacshund, Vienna, took it upon herself to daily pull some carrots out and eat them! We often found remnants of carrot around the garden and the house. She LOVES apples too.
Finn likes to rob the recycling when no one is looking. He is NOT sorry!
Hector finds marker pen and chews it ,
Waylon and Joey work together to find and scarf down bags of trash.
I steal toothbrushes off the kitchen counter and chew them.