Bailey is not a fan of Europe ever since Mom scdeuled a flight to visit her furless sister for two weeks. She’s sad she can’t go woth her.
Bailey the Homebody
Posts Categorized: Pilfering Pooches
Diesel is Guilty
My name is Diesel and I don’t care if I ruin my hedgehogs. All I care about is their delicious noses! However, I do feel extremely guilty when confronted by my mom about the situation.
“I rip the nose off every toy I own, including these hedgehogs – forcing my mom to continually sew their faces shut again.”
Shelby the Shepherd does what she wants
I eat kids’ artwork, and I don’t care.
You’ve Got Mail
You’ve got mail, mom. But don’t worry…. there’s nothing fun in here, just bills….
Pumpkin has no pity for the nearsighted
I ate my boy’s glasses. He only needs them to see things far away and I am right here.
“Udder” Failure
Jasmine chewed the udder support (goat bra) on our goat, Honey, less than 3 days after we put it on her. She regrets nothing.
Penny
While Mom was out shoveling, I was busy sabotaging the ski trip. …….not helpful. Penny (almost 3)
Cheese Thieves
We ate the Parmesan cheese while mama and daddy were running a race. We are ashamed.
Rider (lab) and Lola got the cheese off the counter and went to town while we were out running a 5k. Lola felt especially ashamed and hid behind daddy.
The Cookie Monster
I ate a bag of chocolate chip cookies, didn’t throw them up while I was outside for 30 minutes…then I came inside and threw up on the carpet.
(She was probably getting back at me for putting her in the car and taking her to the vet)
Editor’s Note: Good job on taking her to the vet! Chocolate is toxic to dogs and you did the right thing by getting her checked out.
Coffee Addict
“I decided it was a good idea to drink the last of the coffee in the mug while nobody was looking. Make the shaking stop.”
Editor’s note: coffee is toxic to dogs. If you suspect that your dog has ingested coffee please call your vet ASAP.
