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Posts Categorized: Pilfering Pooches
Dog full of cheese
My name’s Blue, and I’m a cheese addict.
Don’t look at me. It was the puppy!
I didn’t eat Mommy’s cashmere sweater, or roll in the mud, or pass gas, or chew on the baby’s foot every time he wears footie pajamas, or eat the meatloaf off the table, or jump on the UPS delivery man. It was Tiger the puppy that did all that. Not me. I’m an angel.
Love, Echo
Butter eater
I once ate a stick of butter…..and now you can cook with my poop!
Editor’s note: Please be aware that ingesting large quantities of butter could make your dog very sick to his/her stomach. In some cases, it could cause pancreatitis. If you suspect your dog has eaten a lot of butter, please call your vet.
Spaghetti Thief
“I ate half a plate of mom’s spaghetti when she went to get the mail. I HAVE NO SHAME!! I am a BAD GIRL!!” – Zooey
That magazine was AWFUL!
Wilson would rather read something else…..
A whole box!
This is Laursen, when we popped to the shops for a max of 15 mins we came home to find he had eaten a whole box of biscuits! It wasn’t just that he had eaten the biscuits, he had to get under his bowl stand, push a chair and reach under the back of the chair behind a box to the biscuits to then not damage the box but tip the biscuits out on to the rug and eat them in the space of 15minutes!!!! This is one clever dog!!!
I’m feeling a little blue
Victor got into my backpack and opened a bag of blue corn chip and ate them all. The next couple times we took him for a walk, his leavings had a crunchy coating.
Tomato Bandit
Tariq is a 16 month old husky-retriever mix and crazy about vegetables (seriously). He figured out how to get to a big bowl of vegetables on the kitchen table and gently take one tomato off the vine and sneak away to his bed with it. On one hand, that’s a very bad dog, on another he wasn’t terribly greedy about it!
Diplomatic Immunity
I chew everything but passports are so good on my little teeth, even though it will take 4 weeks to get a new one and my daddy leave in 4 days 🙂 please don’t leave me.