Kali, you bad girl! How could you eat a New York Times Best Selling book??!?! If you’d like a copy of the dogshaming book, click here!
Kali ate the dog shaming book!
Posts Categorized: Pilfering Pooches
Why don’t you collect something normal, like rocks or tennis balls?
I’m Rico. I like to steal things from the dirty laundry basket and stash them in my bed. I then pretend to be puzzled as to how they got there.
Give the dog a hand!
“Plastic” Surgery needed for this American Girl Doll!
Father Jack steals from the hungry
The corned beef was too irresistible. My 4-year perfect record wasn’t worth it anymore. Now my family is hungry, but I’m not.
(Signed with a paw print) Father Jack
Note from family: He’ll be moved to another parish over this.
I love 3 things in life; Treats, Dog parks, and Sunglasses!
No matter where we put our sunglasses, Titan seems to find them and enjoy them as a nice chew toy. He loves sunglasses!
Lingerie Consultant
My Boston Terrier, Cuchita, stole my black lacy bra and hid it in the seams of her bed. Sorry Cuchita, they don’t make bras in your size!
A wanton for wontons
“Will listen for wontons!”
Moxie, an English Bulldog, has the breed’s trademark stubbornness down to an art. Yesterday, she was being quite the little brat, barking her head off (yet nothing appeased her!) and stealing shoes, so I told her if she could behave herself I’d give her a whole wonton when our Chinese arrived. She was a perfect angel from that moment on – until she got her wonton!
I Just Wanted To Be Part of Your Special Day!
Chopper just wanted to leave his mark on our special day. So he got into the leftover wedding favours (dark chocolate lollipops), ate them all, then wiped his adorable chocolate covered face all over his mom’s wedding gown. Now we’re using gift money for vet bills instead of the honeymoon!
Care Bear Stare!!
My name is Duke, and I really wanted to try the cake that my mom made for my sister’s 3rd birthday. I didn’t even wait for it to cool once she took it out of the oven. She left for the bathroom, and that was my chance. It was REALLY good…
Jalapeño Dawg
I left a Jalapeno bread on the table in the morning, only to find it gone by lunch time – along with a very guilty-looking dog.
