I ate a five year old’s macaroni necklace because I have no impulse control and even less self-respect. – Gertie
Posts Categorized: Pilfering Pooches
She Knows What She Did
I Stole Pie
Ball-sy Move
I wanted to play with the neighbour’s ball, so I opened our gate, opened their gate, fetched the ball, brought it back to our garden and chewed it to pieces.
Potato Soup Pointers
We are in dog jail because we ate a WHOLE pot of potato soup.
Italian? But I’m from Siberia!!!
I am a chronic bread thief!
-AYLA
Mmm…Bacon!
“I climbed on the counter and ate an entire package of bacon. Package and all.”
Left the kitchen for 2 minutes. Returned and saw the remaining pieces of the package on the floor. She works quickly.
Pudge Loves Fudge
We had just went to the county fair and bought 3 different flavours of fudge. The fudge was in a bag on my husbands nightstand (hiding it from the kids). I returned home from shopping to find fudge all over my house. Our Boston Terrier/Pomeranian mix named Pudge had gotten into it and apparently preferred the Rocky Road to the Salted Carmel and Peanut Butter because that one was nearly gone. Pudge loves Fudge!
Christmas Came Early
I snuck in the kitchen and stole then ate the ENTIRE LEG of Xmas ham
Fajita Bandita
I jumped on the table and stole 1/2 pound of seasoned fajita steak and I’m NOT sorry!
German Fortune Cookie
While my mom was at class, I decided to counter surf and found her fortune cookies from last night. She thought it was a very fitting fortune.