I ate a five year old’s macaroni necklace because I have no impulse control and even less self-respect. – Gertie
Crunchy Art is the Best Art

I ate a five year old’s macaroni necklace because I have no impulse control and even less self-respect. – Gertie
I Stole Pie
I wanted to play with the neighbour’s ball, so I opened our gate, opened their gate, fetched the ball, brought it back to our garden and chewed it to pieces.
We are in dog jail because we ate a WHOLE pot of potato soup.
I am a chronic bread thief!
-AYLA
“I climbed on the counter and ate an entire package of bacon. Package and all.”
Left the kitchen for 2 minutes. Returned and saw the remaining pieces of the package on the floor. She works quickly.
We had just went to the county fair and bought 3 different flavours of fudge. The fudge was in a bag on my husbands nightstand (hiding it from the kids). I returned home from shopping to find fudge all over my house. Our Boston Terrier/Pomeranian mix named Pudge had gotten into it and apparently preferred the Rocky Road to the Salted Carmel and Peanut Butter because that one was nearly gone. Pudge loves Fudge!
I snuck in the kitchen and stole then ate the ENTIRE LEG of Xmas ham
I jumped on the table and stole 1/2 pound of seasoned fajita steak and I’m NOT sorry!
While my mom was at class, I decided to counter surf and found her fortune cookies from last night. She thought it was a very fitting fortune.