I am a tomato thief. Sorry, I’m not sorry. Boozie.
Boozie picks the tomatoes and scatters them around the yard. She leaves the cayenne and jalopeno’s alone though.
Tomutt-o
Posts Categorized: Pilfering Pooches
For twizzle my dog-izzle
“I ate daddy’s twizzlers. Shame on me for eating them ”
I am Molson and I am three years old.
Valentine’s day dinner for one?
My husband and I went out for a nice pre Valentine’s Day dinner and came home to this.
Best Valentine’s Day Ever?
Chili thought the 21 heart shaped boxes full of chocolates were for him, not my daughter’s third grade class.
Editor’s note: On this wonderful day of love, let’s show a little extra love and care to our furry friends. Let’s make sure we keep them away from our lovely flowers and chocolates because they could be potentially toxic to them. If you think your pet has ingested something dangerous, please contact your vet immediately.
Insert ‘corn’y pun here
Maggie went through the trash tonight while her mommy was at work and decided she would gleefully eat an old ear of corn. She may seem ashamed but provided the opportunity she will unashamedly do it again.
Tea for two?
The doorbell rang and my owner went to see who was there. Dachshunds love tea. Everybody knows that.
I Ate an Entire Bag of Basil
I love fresh market basil…got my hands on an entire bag!
Jango Unshamed
“I tackle children… And eat their ice cream. -Jango.” Today, Jango tackled a potential new client’s kid and ate an ice cream cone right out of his hand. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job. And Jango doesn’t seem to care one bit. Doesn’t he know where his kibble comes from?
Pup is a little [guinea] piggy!
“I steal the guinea pig’s food at night and eat it secretly.”
She puts her paws up on the table to get the bag and drags it to the living room….
Squirrel!!
“I think I’m a squirrel. I are all the peanuts when no one was looking!” Piper is a trouble-maker, eating shoes when left home alone or digging up living room plants. She reached a new low when I came home to a carpet covered in peanut shells, and empty bag, and a guilty face!
