My daughter came to me crying because Tiger stole her fish and showed no remorse about it.
I make kids cry.

My daughter came to me crying because Tiger stole her fish and showed no remorse about it.
I chewed up a wooden hanger…while my Mom’s shirt was still on it! She and I learned a lesson , and Dad bought her a new shirt. :/
You can’t turn your back on a Vizsla!
I have been scrumping apples from the tree in the garden. I don’t even like eating apples but I have no shame and will do it again 🙂 love Hogan
I ate this pizza while my human was in the shower. I’m not sorry.
My dog ate a tube of VERY GREASY hand lotion
My sister’s dog, Siren, is a 7 month old Australian Shepherd whose love for eating knows no bounds. If it tastes good (and it usually does) she’ll eat it. Even outside she’ll eat the tall grass and flowers and even that bush we planted last year. Her favourite thing to do? Steal apples right off the tree! Apples are her absolute favourite, but so is everything else.
Fizzgig the Chihuahua is not ashamed to claim straight from the dryer clean clothes I was getting ready to fold.
I chewed up 3 hoses, a pool skimmer and kitty’s toy. Mom is NOT pleased.
I eat Dad’s sandwich if he leaves it alone for more than 10 seconds!
Riley broke into the pantry and helped herself to the box of milk bones… She left one bone… She probably couldn’t reach it! She’s not sorry, she just wants a belly rub.