Our dog Boris loves coconut, so much so that the stole a bag of it and ate the whole thing, for days his poops looked like little rum balls!
Posts Categorized: Pilfering Pooches
An apple a day keeps the vet away?
Bo Diggity Dawg ate his Mom’s candy apple off of the table while she was busy canning salsa. He is ashamed of himself, it’s the first time he has ever gotten food off the table! I guess it looked good to him too!
Ce maudit chien!
I thought that there were two because you brought one for me. Can’t see what’s wrong with sharing.
I’m going to be very sick later…..
I decided to “help” mom clean out the fridge.
– Dexter
I cleaned out a lot of old food out of the fridge this morning. The bag was too heavy to lift so I left it for Daddy. After coming back from an errand I found this. My year and a half old Goldendoodle, Dexter, totally demolished (as in there’s no proof it was ever in the garbage in the first place) a large bowl of spaghetti, two hot dogs, a WHOLE chicken (bones and all), a box of Oreos, and the leftover remnants of last nights full rack of ribs. This will be a VERY long day! I was just telling someone what a good boy he’s been….
The proof is all AROUND his face.
My husband heard a noise in the kitchen and found our 2-year-old lab, Baxter, trying (unsuccessfully) to hid the proof that he had been in the trash can again.
Poor Pilfering Pooch is Sorry
My parents had friends over. Silly kids left pizza box open. Who wants plain cheese when you can have spicy hot jalapeƱo pizza? My poor tummy. I threw up all over the house while my family was sleeping. I am sorry.
Spaniel Lo Mein
I set my bowl down on the coffee table to go relieve myself. I returned to see Archie sitting innocently where I left him, but part of the bowl had been licked clean, and there was a carrot on the table. Suspicions arose.
I tried to make ketchup
I stole a tomato from Mommy’s garden and squirted seeds on the carpet!
Party-Poopin’ doodle
My 3 year old Golden Doodle, Sylvia, ate 15 of the 50 cookies baked as favours for my granddaughter’s 1st birthday party.
I regret nothing
Bella, the pizza thief, regrets nothing.