I taught myself to open cupboards…mmm tomato soup!
I was trying to make you dinner!
Posts Categorized: Pilfering Pooches
I wear your sunglasses at night
Our recent rescue has been a charm for the most part. Then she ate my glasses. She’s only 6-months-old so we’ll forgive her. But no walks toward the sun till I get a new pair!
That’s like $7 in dog years!
I ate a dollar.
Hungry Hungry Hippo
“Normally I just try to find food on the counters, sometimes I try to steal it out of people’s hands….. today I don’t know why my dad left the lid of the food container but woohoo!!!!”- Hazel
Craddle-robbing pooch!
I’m Toby and I love every baby toy I can get my mouth on. This time the mobile wasn’t safe. Who doesn’t love Pooh and friends?
Bacon Bacon Bacon!!
I walked away from the kitchen to answer the phone, and when I came back 5 minutes later a pound of bacon was gone!! Bacon bandit strikes again.
Double Dental Shame
Have to SHAME my husband & my dog today!
My husband had dental surgery last month, due to a skateboarding accident. He had to have his front teeth removed and the Dentist game him a partial. Last night he took it out because it was uncomfortable and left it sitting on the end table.
Daphnie, our 1 year old, deaf, Pit Bull grabbed it the minute she could and as you can see, ATE HER DAD’S TEETH! We can’t even glue it back together because we can’t find all the pieces. I think we will probably find them in the yard in the next couple days!
Now they are both in the dog house! Woof Woof!!
Dog named after breakfast food likes breakfast foods!
Waffles loves to take her “treasures” under the bed. We noticed it started to smell like peanut butter all of a sudden, and when we looked, there was Waffles with her whole little face in the jar. I couldn’t believe she unscrewed it and everything!
The Tax Man Cometh
“In less than 30 seconds, I shredded five checks, including Mom’s paycheck and state and federal tax returns. P.S. I plan to shred this sign later.” Abbott has done many shame-worthy things in his two years on the planet — thievery is kind of his thing.
Cat-Fish-Dog
I swallowed a dead catfish whole. One gulp!
