Taking advantage while my human is busy cooking corn!
Aw Shucks!
Posts Categorized: Pilfering Pooches
Jean Valjean, the 24601 dog
Lottie Lou stole an entire loaf of bread while we were gone.
Mushka Cut The Big Cheese
Mushka is a 12 year old dog who knows better then to go counter surfing – she was courteous enough to leave me the three small slices I had cut off the large slab of cheese.
Free [sandwich for] Willy!!
I climbed on my mom’s desk when she wasn’t looking and ate her fish sandwich. I’m resting comfortably, and totally NOT ashamed. He thought my fish was delish! I turned my back for less than 30 seconds and found Wily on my desk devouring my lunch. We now have had both of our dogs shamed.
Me Da Cookie Monster!
Went to visit my parents yesterday evening. My mother, being the sweet human being she is, had a plate of at least a dozen cookies sitting in the centre of her kitchen table. We all stepped outside for a few minutes, but we left my golden retriever, Josie, inside. Josie is a perfectly well-behaved house dog, never acts up of gets into anything she knows she is not supposed to. Upon going back in, we discovered an empty plate on the table, crumbs directly in front of Josie, while she sits there with a big ole, cookie-eating grin on her face.
The plate that is hanging on her neck just so happens to be the plate that her evening snack was on.
Easter Eggs
I’ve been a part of my family for 10 years. So when Momma brought me over for Easter to see my human cousins, I was super happy. But when Momma and Aunt Sara were hiding the Easter eggs, they started to notice that the eggs were disappearing. Momma caught me red handed. I had been hunting the Easter eggs before my human cousins could and I ate two of the eggs. I had smelly farts for 2 days.
I herd eggs, then eat them!
“I ate the humans eggs for their Easter egg hunt.” My name is Gertie and I love to eat! So when my mom hid eggs for my human sisters I decided to help with the egg hunt too! Now I have stinky egg farts!
You are NOT the Easter bunny.
Easter
Remind me when does Lent end?
I ate all the hot cross buns. It’s my Easter too.
You know you own a chocolate lab when…
Never mind that I found this pizza in a sewer and it looked at least three months old… I shoved the whole thing in my mouth before my owners could stop me. I even threw it up in the backyard later that day!
