This is my ferret, Gracie. She is a ninja and a thief. She makes no noise when she steals stuff and I often don’t realize anything is missing until the next time I need whatever it is.
We’re here ferret good time, not a long time
Posts Categorized: Pilfering Pooches
Five Guys and a Little Dog
“I just ate a whole burger from five guys w/ a side of cat poop. – Toby
Doggie bag destruction
I am going away for 2 weeks, and spent my day off trying to get everything perfect and organized for my little “angel” to go to board. I spent over an hour individually packing over 75 meals to make it easier on the people taking care of him. Now, I get to do it all over again. He’s really a very good dog normally. This was so out of character and completely out of the blue…what a butthead!
Wrappers’ Delight
I ate the cupcake wrappers too.
Self-Serve Food Bin
She’s just waiting for me to leave her alone so she can chew the lid some more and get enough leverage to remove it….AGAIN.
Gingivitis hound
Cosmo the Basset Hound seems to enjoy destroying tooth brushes. This is the fourth one he’s gotten, and he always chews up mine for some reason, nobody else’s.
Soap Opera Drama Queen
I steal bars of soap from the side of the tub and eat them.
Gum, gum, yum!
Sometimes when I’m feeling really sneaky, I’ll snatch a piece of (sugarless) gum from around the house. My mom shouldn’t leave anything like around, but sometimes she forgets (sugarless gum is toxic to dogs — but I don’t care!). On two separate occasions, I ate some of that yummy gum, and mommy had to call the vet and do what they told her to do: make me drink a little hydrogen peroxide so I could throw up. It was so much fun to walk around the yard, sniffing plants and deer poop, right after I drank that stuff — and it was especially fun to puke all over the living rug (four times!) once she brought me back into the house!
Daisy
PB & Juneau
My 10 year old son made sandwiches for his little brother and sister. Little sister got in trouble for something and didn’t make it to the table in time to eat with her brothers. Our American Eskimo, Juneau, thought that the girl’s sandwich was fair game and snagged it right off of the table. You snooze, you lose in Juneau’s world.
Dumpster Diver
I trash-can dive when no one is looking!!
