This is what happens when you look away for 2 seconds and Snoopy is hungry!!!
Hard-Knackwurst Life

This is what happens when you look away for 2 seconds and Snoopy is hungry!!!
This is MOUSE… he is a land SHARK… he hovers when you are eating … and waits for crumbs in the water..
“I eat fruit flavoured Chapstick so my burps smell like strawberries”
I eat whole sticks of butter. My crowning achievement is an entire tub of butter from Costco.
I made the mistake of leaving my temporary tooth appliance where our dog could reach it. She turned it into a tasty snack & didn’t even leave any money under my pillow!
I like to dump over the trash can so I’m a trash dog!!!
“I wanted Mom to only have eyes for me…so I ate her glasses.” Nimitz
Mom came home from a hard day at work to find her glasses in pieces all around the living room. I have no shame – I would do it again. That’s what she gets for bringing me a sister (a foster dog from our local Weimaraner rescue). Mom should only have eyes for me.
I ate a bottle of glitter and now my poop sparkles.
Oscar trying to play off that we found the bread bag he so coy-ly tried to stash under the couch
“I ate all the bread”
When my mom was busy entertaining guests in another room, I ate half a pot of potato leek soup warming on the stove.
No regrets, except that now I have gas….lots of gas.