“I ate 10% of my body weight in barbecue and sandwich meat and the vet made me vomit it up. (My mom and the vet are vegetarians.)”
Zoe found and ate 2.5 lbs (she only weighs 23 lbs) of sandwich meat, barbecue chicken, beef, and bones when her mom wasn’t looking. It’s a good thing her mom works at a vet’s office! Her mom and the vet are vegetarians so they really loved cleaning up the vomit – all four rounds of it.
The two only seconds mom keeps her eyes off me because we have to turn a corner, I find something yummy to eat and won’t stop eating till I finish it; avoiding mom all the time that it may require but acting tremendously guilty when I’m done.
Xollin had just gotten neutered so we couldn’t take him to the dog park for a few days.
He wanted us to know he was bored.
I tore through two layers of plastic to get to a loaf of bread – which I ate.
I am a bad girl.
I also eat out of the litter box.
I left 36 sugar cookies on the table to cool so we could decorate them. I came back with the frosting to find 10 3/4 cookies. BAD. DOG.
Abby and Csar decided our freshly gathered eggs would be a good snack. They decided to eat them on the new bedspread.
Outlaw eats pencils. He has such an attitude, he is proud of it! No shame here! He is as proud as he can be!
“I STEAL MEAT”
I went to visit my grandmother and first thing he did was stealing a steak off of the counter. He swallowed the entire thing in a few seconds….what follows is the classic guilty look (also known as a manipulation technique to get himself out of trouble)
Came home to yet another crime scene. Empty packets in middle of the room. Dog looking guilty. Broke into the treat cupboard & ate 10 pigs ears & a bag of kangaroo jerky. Worth the shame. Buddy.
I’m Kotarou the rescued Japanese chin. My brother Louis and I ate our owner’s glasses. Louis is so ashamed that he refuses to be photographed.
