I have one mission,
It’s to be a good magician.
I just made half a glove disappear,
Guess where it will soon reappear?!
Shamelessly,
Augusta
The Beagle Magician
Posts Categorized: Pilfering Pooches
Zim’s Unlimited Diet
“I Like to Eat:
-Mommy’s Stuffed Animals
-Dry Sheetrock Walls
-Leather Anything
-Living Room Couch
-Ciargette Ashes
And
-ANY kind of people food!
Zim”
I’ve gone through 4 stuffed ducks with him, and had to replace two walls he chewed up.
Blind leading the blind
Lucky likes to chew and eat any and everything he can get his paws on. While his dad was resting before having to go to work, he got ahold of the glasses (dad is virtually blind without them) and demolished them.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a dog shame
I ate 3/4 of a pizza off of the counter, then a whole stick of butter AFTER I broke Mommy’s favorite vintage butter dish.
I ain’t even mad
Even though Andy fed me. I still jumped on the table and nibbled on his dinner when he went to the bathroom.
Halloween Clean up Crew
Bella the Basset and Pickles the (?) thought the Halloween Haul was for everyone. They often work as a team . . . They are SO not sorry!
Carbo-loading
Marli the Labradoodle can’t keep out of the kitchen cupboards!!
As easy as stealing binkies from a baby
He stole the Binkie!
Proven in Lab Test
I learned that Cliff Bars look the same “going out” as they do “going in”!
Bread? What bread?
Food is not safe around Lucy. She will pull food off the counters and that is exactly what she did–she ate the bag and the homemade sourdough bread in the bag!
