Dogshaming

The Dog Days of Butter

Posted May 11th, 2018 by dogkeeper & filed under Bad Bakers, Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I stole a whole stick of butter so now I’m in jail.

If there is butter, Beethoven will find it.

Onion-Scented Elvis Hair

Posted May 4th, 2018 by dogkeeper & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I found the spot where you dumped the old deep frying oil with the onion smell and I rolled in it.

I too am a Basic B…

Posted May 1st, 2018 by dogkeeper & filed under Bad Bakers, Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

My sister made 2 separate batches of pumpkin spice muffins for her and her friends and I just couldn’t resist. They had homemade cream cheese frosting also!! I would eat them all again in a heartbeat. They were DELICIOUS.

She Still Hounded me for Dinner!

Posted April 30th, 2018 by dogkeeper & filed under Farting Furballs, Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

Ella stole an ENTIRE meatloaf!

A High Steaks Game for two

Posted April 21st, 2018 by dogkeeper & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

Poodle took steaks off counter.

Happy Birthday, Linda

Posted April 11th, 2018 by dogkeeper & filed under Bad Bakers, Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

Happy Birthday Linda. Your cake was delicious. -Tula

I Steal Bunnies

Posted April 1st, 2018 by dogkeeper & filed under Holiday Hooligans, Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I stole an Easter bunny that was supposed to go in a 3 year old’s Easter basket. I’m not sorry.

Rowdy Kris

By the time I noticed he had stolen the stuffed bunny from the shopping bag, it had dog slobber all over it. Needless to say, Rowdy Kris got an early Easter present as it’s his now. (And he loves it!)

Trash for Cache

Posted March 27th, 2018 by dogkeeper & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

“I stole a turkey burger off the kitchen table when no one was looking. I then hid it in the bathroom trashcan to save for later. The human children were blamed. The only thing that I am sorry about is that I was found out. It had cheese.”

Ninja likes to hide things in blankets or laundry piles. This time he took it a step further and used the master bathroom trashcan. The two boys in the house were reprimanded for wasting food until Ninja’s shifty behavior made us realize it was neither one of them.