Dad dropped the butter and forgot to pick it up……
Butter get a bucket
Posts Categorized: Pilfering Pooches
Lesson #62 of pet-ownership over the holidays
“While the folks and guests were at Christmas Eve service, I ate all the food-gifts under the tree. Coco (I also eat poop, but doesn’t everyone?)”
Why, you may ask, would anyone with a dog leave food-gifts on the floor while no one was home? Because the “folks” know better, but the guests didn’t. It didn’t occur to the folks to say to the guests, “Do any of those packages and bags have food in them?” Alas, alack. Doggie food attack.
This is what blind trust looks like
I wait until my blind and deaf brother is distracted … and then steal his food. Not sorry. — Katie
You put edible decorations on the tree, what do you expect?
Dear Mom,
I just discovered the candy canes. They’re delish……… even the wrappers!
Hey, if you didn’t want me to eat them, you shouldn’t have hung them on the bottom of the tree.
(Now I’m just pretending to look ashamed.)
Love,
Sophie
Homer gets the prime ribbin’ of his life
Homer is an avid counter surfer. His chocolate lab brother caught him and was barking at me as i walked by the kitchen. Then it hit me, i rushed into the kitchen to see the remains and a sated Homer liking his lips.
Unusual Christmas Wish List
In a matter of a few weeks, I have eaten a remote, a BBQ brush, baby socks, a hairbrush and a Kindle Fire. Apparently, my parents underestimated my reach…:(
Love, Merlin
No good deed left unpunished
I ate the treats that were supposed to go to to dogs at the humane society!
You fil-let me down!
While my master was away from the house I decided to eat all four large raw chicken filets thawing in the kitchen sink. My master was not happy when he arrived back home.
Ginger is in the well-decorated dog house!
Ginger got put in doggy jail.
It ate the lotion in the basket
“To the ladies at work: I ate your gifts. If your hands are dry this winter, it’s ALL MY FAULT”
