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You don’t need them when it’s dark anyways…
Posts Categorized: Pilfering Pooches
We ate Dad’s Valentine’s gift before he got any!
The one on the left surfed the bag off of the table.
The one in the middle chewed the hole in the bag.
The one on the right just wanted the cookie I was offering to down/stay for the picture! Crazy kids!
Google staffer Valentine’s Day Thief
I am lucky enough to get to come with my owner to work at Google every day but this morning ate 2 of her team’s valentine’s day cookies!! Before 8 AM no less!
That’s a wrap
We were out for a fun Friday night and came home to empty shredded bags and an unholy mess of seven large piles of previously consumed human food. Lily was tall enough to stand on her hind legs and grab two packages consisting of ten pitas and a dozen tortillas. This pushed Lily to the “I don’t feel so well” zone dogs often find themselves in. Lily Bad Dog is feeling just fine the day after, though she may have a gluten-hangover!
I prefer Boston cream over scones, but free is free!
Gordy will knock over the trash to find any trace of human food. Like a giant batch of stale scones.
Socks and Spoons
We can’t figure out where Mandy is hiding our spoons and socks. Only one sock per pair, and we’ve gone through at least 20 spoons. Since she’s come inside with cobwebs on her nose, I have to assume she has a hoard under the deck. I’m not going under there to search.
Raw Raw Oh La La!
My mom had just taken the bacon out to cook it and ran to go potty. I saw my chance and ate it all!!! 16 ounces of fat salty goodness….. Soon to be fat salty poop or puke.
Owen is saving you from the evil gluten monster!
This is our boxer who is not very nice!! lol I am glad that he did leave me 1/2 the loaf
I’m not even mad!
While in the basement putting away Christmas decorations, my 4 year old beagle helped himself to an entire
pizza.
bacon-ater
It took a few attempts to realize a slice or two of bacon have been missing from her parents’ plate while sitting out of the microwave waiting to cool off. She was finally caught!
