We left the house for a few hours and when we came home we noticed my step-daughters’ Easter jujubes had all disappeared. I can’t imagine how much was stuck in Bristol’s teeth after that because after eating just one I couldn’t eat any more since they were so soft.
My name is Sadie. I jumped the kennel and ate a MONTH’s worth of HORSE supplements. Hopefully I won’t die.
P.S. She’s fine, just bloated.
I chewed my uncle Aaron’s manicure set. You should be happy I didn’t cut myself.
I quietly took a $9 block of parmigiano reggiano cheese out of the grocery bag and ate it while my mom was assembling ingredients to make lasagna.
I FIGURED OUT HOW TO OPEN THE FRIDGE – AND THEN CLOSE IT WHEN I’M DONE
IN THE LAST 2 DAYS I HAVE EATEN: 2 SALMON FILLETS, 1 GOOSE BREAST AND A SLICE OF PIZZA
I HAVE NO SHAME
I snatched baby Jesus out of the manger and chewed him up.
I unzipped a backpack and ate half of a “gargantuan” sub sandwich.
Sometimes I draw the line at banana peels.
Only sometimes.
Editor’s note: While banana peels aren’t toxic, they could cause intestinal blockage if swallowed whole. Banana peels are very fibrous and difficult to digest.
Stopped and bought two pizzas for dinner and also stopped to get fuel, should have known better to leave Tess in the pickup with the pizza!
These three are evil geniuses. And work well as a team. The cat pushes food off the counter for the dogs. All the time. This time they were caught in the act. Its organized crime.
