I never steal meat, only bread.
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Posts Categorized: Pilfering Pooches
Squash this bad behaviour!
I had just pulled the butternut squash out of the oven when nature called. Leaving it steaming on the counter, I did my thing. When I returned I found Scarlet (a border collie) whimpering but having eaten an entire half of the squash. Meanwhile, blind doggie Storie sat nearby. I later realized Scarlet had a couple of blisters on her tongue.
Text on sign:
My name is Scarlet. I jumped on the counter and ate 1/2 of a roasted Butternut Squash. I burned my tongue. I deserved it. PS: I also steal toys from my blind sister. I am a jerk!
Carrots are good for me!
Karma the golden doodle can’t resist homemade carrot cake.
Someone needed a late day “pick-me-up”!
Murray ate his moms bag of coffee….”she’s a little mad tonight, but she’ll be really mad in the morning when she has no coffee!!”
Lean Cuisine
Our poodle heads straight to the kitchen to find unattended food when he is left out of his crate.
I’m feeling Italian tonight
I tried to eat a package of uncooked spaghetti
Doggone it!
Two dogs figured out how to open the fridge and eat its contents while owners are away
That’s a spicy meatball
Our golden retriever usually prefers bread, but today Lucy ate a whole bag of dried chile pasillas.
I’m not feeling too hot, dog.
My name is Chanel. I ate nine hot dogs off of the counter. Now I have “clear the room” gas!!
Easter egg hunt
Lucy ate six of our nine dyed Easter eggs on the same day, shrink wrap, stickers and all.
