Posts Categorized: Pilfering Pooches
All-you-canine-eat
I got caught eating the special* diabetic kitty food.
*expensive
Butter believe a dachshund did this…
I convinced the cat to knock a stick of butter off the counter, and ate the entire stick. I then proceeded to vomit butter on Mommy’s bedspread. Now I have a tummy ache AND I’m in trouble!
My name is Ripley and I live to eat. Anything.
Support your local Girl Scouts
Tasha really likes the new environment-friendly packaging for the new Girl Scout cookies.
Dog Eats Dove (THE SOAP)
I love to eat bars of soap so I can fart bubbles!
I Thought you said “Donut Dog”, not “Donut Day”!
I ate the 10 remaining donuts while my mom was sleeping.
Fluffy Kleptomaniac
Misty likes to ruin picnics…. and lawns, apparently.
Chowin’ Chow
I jump up on the dining table and steal my human sister’s goldfish crackers. I have boundary issues.
Clean Plate Club
Maisy is a shameless foodie. Even when caught in the act, she’s not ashamed!
Sign says: I am a member of the clean plate club. Your plate, my plate–all clean!
Got your goat!
Roberta rose our goat loves to eat everything.