“I ate the signage”
Favorito, portuguese word for favorite, is an entrepreneur dog. You can see how much work he has. This time he was just checking how big the toilet paper was.
I Ate The Signage

“I ate the signage”
Favorito, portuguese word for favorite, is an entrepreneur dog. You can see how much work he has. This time he was just checking how big the toilet paper was.
I wasn’t invited to Shakespeare in the Park so I ate all the Shakespeare off the bookcase.
I am a panini thief!
Bleux… Naughty boy
I ate my father’s paycheck
“I like to take used feminine products & hide them under my owner’s bed.”
We always have to close the bathroom doors during that ~special time~
Mondo is a classy fellow. His hobbies include eating eye glasses, barking at toddlers, and pooping on dirty towels.
She was very sorry and ashamed about what she had done.
My name is Truffaut, I love poop
This is Bogie. “I’ve eaten 2 TV remotes in the past 2 weeks.”