Couch licker
I Steal Clothes

Couch licker
…and many more things
Crunchy, speckled shame.
If it has a head I will rip that off as well, free of charge
I stole food out of my mama’s purse.
right off the table
He hates remote controls almost as much as he hates The Dog Whisperer. Don’t let the sad look fool you, he doesn’t feel bad, he looks like that all the time.
Sorry, Barbie!