Baby food stealer.
Baby Food Stealer

Baby food stealer.
I wait until they are in a hurry and hide the shoes they were going to use, and I think it’s funny…
Cujo is a real life monster.
I like to eat leather sofas
I like to kill plants that flourish (former bougainvillea bush).
Nitro (left), and Buddy (right)
What he doesn’t know is I ate his wife’s leg, too…but no one will ever find her…
Leather shoes taste better than my dog food
Sock Shaming.
$17 for each zipper to be repaired At least 10 pairs of jeans destroyed. Milo is going to have to find a way to pay me back $170 for all the zippers he’s eaten – and kisses don’t count as payment!