Posts Categorized: Pilfering Pooches

Plums

Posted August 30th, 2012 by & filed under Escape artists, Pilfering Pooches, Submitted, Surprise Poops.

Plums

I Unplug The Alarm Clock

Posted August 30th, 2012 by & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Pilfering Pooches, Submitted, Technophobes.

“I unplug the alarm clock so Mom and Dad oversleep!” — Karma, Yorkie, age 4

My Dog Ate My Spanx

Posted August 30th, 2012 by & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Pilfering Pooches, Submitted, Underwear Snatchers.

I Like To Steal My Baby Brothers Pacifier

Posted August 30th, 2012 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I lik to steal my baby brother’s pacifier.

The Baby Takes All The Attention

Posted August 29th, 2012 by & filed under Bad Babysitter, Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

The baby takes all the attention, so the dog takes his snacks as payback.

I Destroy Sprinklers On Purpose

Posted August 29th, 2012 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Renovation and Redecoration, Submitted.

I destroy sprinklers on purpose.

I Did Something With The Baby’s Other Sock

Posted August 29th, 2012 by & filed under Bad Babysitter, Pilfering Pooches, Sock It To Me, Submitted.

I did something with the baby’s other sock but I’ll never tell!

I also like to lick the baby’s face ALL THE TIME.

I Broke This Beautiful Pottery Cereal Bowl

Posted August 29th, 2012 by & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

“I broke this beautiful pottery cereal bowl.  It is not the first, nor will it be the last.  I hate art.”

People have bad taste, and you’re shaming me?!

I Ate This Pen

Posted August 29th, 2012 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I ate this pen…

I Dont Even Bother Going After Tasty Scraps

Posted August 28th, 2012 by & filed under Double Trouble, Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I don’t even bother going after tasty scraps because I know that this little cretin will beat me to them.

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