I eat gloves
I Eat Gloves

I eat gloves
I used to chew the kids’ crayons, markers, and paint brushes. Then my mom put them in a box. So now I chew the box instead. I am a jerk.
Nomnomnomnom!
I steal kitchen towels.
I don’t give a what.
…and it gave me itchy splinters in my mouth… SO not worth it!
PAWS OFF THE NEW CAMERA!
Ludwig thought he was helping by changing the remote control batteries … now we have to get up to change channels. Seriously. It couldn’t be much worse
Hamilton loves to keep us on our toes, but who couldn’t love that face!
Does this mean I have to go back in the crate?