I eat gloves
I Eat Gloves

I eat gloves
I used to chew the kids’ crayons, markers, and paint brushes. Then my mom put them in a box. So now I chew the box instead. I am a jerk.
Nomnomnomnom!
I steal kitchen towels.
I don’t give a what.
…and it gave me itchy splinters in my mouth… SO not worth it!
PAWS OFF THE NEW CAMERA!
Ludwig thought he was helping by changing the remote control batteries … now we have to get up to change channels. Seriously. It couldn’t be much worse 🙁
Hamilton loves to keep us on our toes, but who couldn’t love that face!
Does this mean I have to go back in the crate?