Hello,
My name is Maggie and I’m a hoarder.
Hello My Name Is Maggie And I’m A Hoarder
Posts Categorized: Pilfering Pooches
I Ate My Moms Contact Lenses
“I ate my mom’s contact lenses. (Got the case, too)”
All The Children Will Be So Disappointed
all the children will be so disappointed…
This Dachshund Knocked Over Mummys Drink
This dashchund Knocked over mummy’s drink when she wasn’t looking…
I Dont Know What I Ate…
I don’t know what I ate, but mom said it had a barcode on it when it came back up!
The One Time My Mom Wore Those Shoes Was Enough
The one time my mom wore those shoes was enough.
What Did You Do Kona?
What did you do Kona? (She chewed up mom’s irreplaceable high school yearbook.)
Hi I’m Hank And I’m An Aglet-Holic
Hi, I’m Hank and I’m an “Aglet-holic.” (I chew the plastic tips off of all shoelaces!)
I Ate Seven Alarm Clocks
I ate seven alarm clocks.
I Dont Fetch The Ball, I Eat It
I don’t fetch the ball I eat it!
