My dogs hate oral health.
My Dogs Hate Oral Health

My dogs hate oral health.
One of us ate an entire box of TUMS and an entire tube of Neosporin and barfed all over the yard. Mommy still doesn’t know who did it yet and WE’RE NOT TELLING!
I sneak into the pantry & eat the skin off the potatoes!
No News is Good News
I admit it…I steal my neighbors newspaper every single morning! My Dad has to throw it back across the street after I go back inside the house! – Lilly
I ate a bar of lava soap. Mariah 6yrs.
Stella SMASH!
Harper ate a whole can (1 pound!) of Crisco. We then saw her vomit that entire pound of lard in 2 retches. She’s charming.
Jamie is not exactly the Hamburgler…
I ate an entire cantaloupe and I didn’t even barf!!
Editor’s note: …yet.