Ozzie is in so much trouble. That was brand new mascara!
Posts Categorized: Pilfering Pooches
Cole Was Very Ashamed
Cole was very ashamed, but only after he got caught.
I Stole A Baby Doll From A Six Year Old
I stole a baby doll from a six-year-old and ripped its head off!
I have chewed up lots of her other favorite toys too…
I Make All Of My Toys Hairless Like Me
I make ALL of my toys HAIRLESS like me. – The Brat
I Get Mad When All The Attention Isn’t On Me
I get mad when all the attention isn’t on me when mommy tries to make a quilt so I will first lay in the middle of the project and if that doesn’t work I steal the fabric pieces and eat them!
I Found Daddy’s Chinese Food Leftovers
I found daddy’s Chinese food leftovers while mommy was busy giving attention to the foster kittens.
I Ate My Mom’s Wedding Band
But I gave it back—with interest. (Mom had to squeeze my poop for 4 days!).
My Dog Is Fine The Bank Account Is Not
My dog is fine. The bank account is not.
Sophie, The Cheese Connoisseur
Sophie, the cheese connoisseur.
Basic Obedience Fail
Basic Obedience fail.