Editor’s note: Oh you’re so Baaaa-aaa—aaad!
That’s An Expensive Two Minutes!
Posts Categorized: Pilfering Pooches
NFL Jersey 200 Dogs Face: Priceless
NFL Jersey = $200. Dog’s face after destroying Dad’s souvenir = priceless.
See No Evil
I gouged the eye out of Bunny, my mom’s most prized possession.
I Ate not 1, Not 2, But 3 Pairs Of Mom’s Shoes
I atenot 1’ not 2’ but 3 pairs of mom’s shoes when she was at work.
I Steal Things From The Kitchen Counter
I steal things from the kitchen counter and take them to the backyard to eat in “private.” I ran away before my mom could make a real sign. Tyra, age 9.
Poppy And My Delicious Doughnut
Poppy and my delicious doughnut, she has no shame!
I Just Ate The New Frisbee
I’M MAX AND I JUST ATE THE NEW FRISBEE MY MOM BOUGHT ME. BY THE WAY, DEEELICIOUS…….
I Ate The Strap On My Dads Accordion
“I ate the strap on my dad’s accordion.”
This is Bruno. He’s normally a good boy, then out of the blue, he destroys something… usually something important, say his dad’s prized accordion.
Editor’s note: true story, my mom used to play the accordion!
Bad Chom’p’sky!
Bad Chom’p’sky!
Unhealthy Attachment To The Laser Pointer
I have an unhealthy attachment to the laser pointer.
