Posts Categorized: Pilfering Pooches

I Love Peanut Butter

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I love peanut butter! Especially BRAND NEW FULL jars! Mommy guesses the lid must be tasty too because it’s no where to be found. /p>

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I Waited Till They Went Out

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I waited till they went out, then I opened the freezer door and ate everything I could. I was so cold I got into bed and acted invisible when they came home again…..Alfie, aged 11

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I Stole An Apple

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I took a local, organic apple out of the fruit bowl. Nothing but the best for me. I owe mom $1.

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My Mommy Babysits And I Ate A Whole Can Of Formula

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Atticus’ sign says “My Mommy babysits and I ate the whole can of powdered formula.” Arcata’s says, “twice!” He also sniffs her, wants to lay his big head in her lap, and enjoys eating her soiled diapers…. he should be ashamed! 

Editor’s note: that baby sure knows how to throw a mean side-eye!!

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Who’s Moo Shu? Never Heard Of Him.

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“Who’s Moo Shu …?? Never heard of him.” (After pulling  Mommy’s Chinese food off the counter and onto his head, unaware that he was wearing the evidence.) Charlie Rocket has no shame.

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