I ate the kitchen towel and now I’m stuck wearing this poncho. – Fred
I Ate The Kitchen Towel

I ate the kitchen towel and now I’m stuck wearing this poncho. – Fred
Hi, my name is Penny and I ate this curling iron cord, because I can. Oh, and I only have “accidents” on Wednesdays.
Silly Bronson, it’s not even Easter.
Double trouble
Working on my to do list!
My favorite chew toys are expensive textbooks.
Dog: “I chewed up a check for $3000”
Cat: “I knocked it off the desk and did not care.”
Really rude, guys.
Even after destroying 4 pillows… she still “can’t resist the fluff”!
I ate my mom’s scrabble dictionary 🙁
I had breakfast 2x a day for four days straight.