I ate a blue bingo dabber while my owner was in the store.
I Ate A Blue Bingo Dabber

I ate a blue bingo dabber while my owner was in the store.
I sneak into the bathroom & eat the soap.
Can you tell that these were unicorns once?
I decided to be a masked avenger for Halloween this year…
EL CROTCHO LIBRE !!!
Naughty corgi stole Mom’s lunch while she was taking an important phone call!
Dolly: “i let the brat eat mi fudz, now i haz a hungri”
Jack: “i let snickerz eat mi fudz, now iz hungri.”
Snickers: “dolly fudz all gone”, “Jack fudz all gone”, “ooo mi tum tum”
true story
As soon as Mom puts my toys in the toy box, I like to take them ALL OUT
I ate Popeye 🙁
Mom put the jug of milk on the floor while she carried the other groceries in. I popped the lid off to help myself! ~Finn
I ate all the tortillas. Now they can’t have tacos for dinner.