Mom kicked me off the bed. So I ate her blanket. I am a blanket-eating jerk.
(Elliott regrets nothing!)
I Am A Blanket-Eating Jerk
Posts Categorized: Pilfering Pooches
Hi Dad I Ate A Sirloin Tip Roast
Hi dad,
I ate a sirloin tip roast and homemade apple pie and pooped all over your beige carpet.
-Blair
I Ate The Halloween Candles
I ate the Halloween candles.
I Refuse To Leave My Dad’s Balls Alone
I’m obsessed. I refuse to leave my dad’s balls alone.
Boston Always Takes Buffet’s Bones
Boston always takes Buffet’s bones, toys, treats….you get the idea
I Stole The Cat’s Scratching Post
I stole the cat’s scratching post…
While My Mom Was At The Market
While my mom was at the market, I went through her backpack and ate her scantrons and stethoscope. Now she won’t have a stethoscope for her 12 hour shift tomorrow 🙁
Bad Work Snack Etiquette
Sully – “I ate my co-worker’s cheese, crackers and sausage because she left her desk for 10 minutes.
She had no snack and I have a tummy ache.”
Paw & Order
Paw & Order: In the Dogshaming System, chewing-based offenses are considered especially shameful… This is Kaia’s and one unfortunate Wubba’s story. Dun dun!
I Killed The Feather Boa
there was a boa in the house, i killed it…
