I ate Flat Stanley (my parents 7 year old niece’s school project.)
I Ate Flat Stanley
Posts Categorized: Pilfering Pooches
I Was So Excited To Help You Carve The Pumpkin
I was so excited to help you carve the pumpkin. So I started without you.
I Ate A 4 Year Old’s Pumpkin
I ate a 4 year old’s pumpkin. (she cried!!) Then, I hid behind the curtains. I am in sooo much trouble today 🙁
I Am A Whale Poacher
I AM A WHALE POACHER
… is that Elvis?
in the past 12 months I have eaten: knickers (6 pair), boxer shorts (2 pair), tank top (1), metal crate (1), plastic kennel (1), wood door frame (1), towels (2), dog bed (1), air mattress (1), carpet, and uncountable quantities of toilet paper, kleenex, and paper towels. AND I AM HUNGRY FOR MORE! In fact, if mom looks away, I will probably eat this sign. Oh look … is that Elvis? Over there … ? -Calvin.
Green Thumb
The irony of dogs not having opposable thumbs is clearly lost on this pooch!
I Ate Bubba’s Fake Tooth
I ate Bubba’s fake tooth.
I Ate Christmas Lights And A Star Fish
I ate Christmas lights and a star fish.
I Steal The Small Human’s Stuffed Toys
I steal the small human’s stuffed toys while she is eating and then steal her food when she goes to rescue them. -J.D. the stealthy-weim
Brilliance is never sorry!
Macy Is A Very Sneaky Greyhound
Macy is a very sneaky Greyhound and the only dog I’ve ever had that likes fruits and vegetables. She stole this red pepper while I was unpacking the groceries and was having lunch on the sofa when I discovered it.
