I took my daughters to the Jelly Belly factory on our way home from a road trip to Chicago. Otis didn’t want to be left out!
Mr. Bean

I took my daughters to the Jelly Belly factory on our way home from a road trip to Chicago. Otis didn’t want to be left out!
Zucchini are basically just crunchy green sausages. No shame for stealing from the kitchen counter. No shame for eating vegetables.
we came back from our workout and were greeted by our happy dog who had climbed up on the table, snagged a 2 kg package of flour and dragged it through the hall and living room. How we know? There was a flour trail through the whole house. And she was wagging her tail, whiskers were white and all…
It wasn’t just this brand either. When we tried a sample of another brand on her, in an attempt to find something that would discourage her chewing on our walls, she licked it off our fingers, sat down and begged for more.
We pushed a new batch of eggs off the table and ate the yolk.
“I have no respect for American literature.”
This mutt opened the oven, took out the roasting pan, and ate the entire turkey that was cooking inside
Maddy plays shark…barbie is the victim.
I REFUSE to go for a walk without bringing my toy along with me. Or go outside in general.
When mom went to work, I decided to sample one bite from each giant avocado in the fruit bowl. Then I picked my favorite and helped myself to half of it (that would be one whole pound. I weigh six pounds). I left the other four in the fruit bowl for mom.
P.S. I pooped guacamole for three days.