As the long green snake wound its way around the house Ace decided to save the family. With one fatal strike it was all over.
Oops I did it again!

As the long green snake wound its way around the house Ace decided to save the family. With one fatal strike it was all over.
My mom is Peace Corps Volunteer therefore she doesn’t paid much, but took me off the streets because I’m so cute. This is how I pay her back. Look at me, licking my chops, like wasting money is delicious!
-Risa from Nicaragua
Last time my owners had a pool part I stole 2 hot dogs, half a hamburger, and some spicy Italian sausage. No they keep a better eye on me. Sorry I’m not sorry!
Sundae is a thief. Now she has a front row seat to the pool part, in her own floaty!
I didn’t think mommy and daddy would notice when I stole a bag of red frosting. But then I got caught red-bearded.
“I’m the reason all of the sweatshirts no longer have drawstrings!” Sorry, Archie
My only shame is that I was caught red pawed.
Hitch eats anything he can even if it’s spicy.
In three months Saltine has eaten at six sheets, two blankets and dozens of socks. Half her poo isn’t organic…
Bella steals the bone from the bigger dogs, and they are too scared to take it back.
I ate my mom’s tutu now I will wear the tutu of shame