Lasted one night in our house.
Christmas Curmudgeon

Lasted one night in our house.
Phoenix, the counter surfer strikes again!!
“I ate the treats my mom was going to use to decorate the cake for my 10th birthday. Happy Birthday to me!” -Duke
His mom isn’t too mad, he deserves an early birthday present!
Hopper, just a 6 month old puppy, swallowed the earring back, but I caught him just in time to save the diamond
“Mama is an advocate for saving the world’s sea turtles. I am not. <3 Daisy”
For four years I’ve been blaming the maniacal annihilation of fluffy toys on her furry brother. Then I found Daisy — with the evidence. On her nose. She seems somewhat remorse, but I’m not falling for it this time.
While the family was asleep, Frank decided to take up German. This is an $80 textbook.
LEGO is our new puppy, he is 6 months old and he makes us very happy, except when he stays home alone and finds amusing passtimes like destroying everything in his reach like his little book. the sign says: “I chewed up my book about dog education because “we don’t need no education”.
Greetings from Rome 🙂
I thank my humans for rescuing me by eating screen doors, remotes and shoes. I also poop on the carpet. Repeatedly. I even stepped all over this piece of paper. Don’t let the soulful look fool you; I’m not sorry, and I’ll do it again. Love, Hank.
My foster parents think I am about a year and a half old. I was found by the Riverside County Animal Shelter and live in Fullerton, CA. Adopt me today!
Hi, I’m Vegas. I don’t approve of Holiday PDA, so I chewed up the mistletoe. Merry Christmas!
We like to kill toys our mom bought us…an hour ago