When my owners turn their backs I shred my toys into tiny pieces, and spread them all over the house…
Posts Categorized: Pilfering Pooches
Candy Lover
I ate all candy from the table. I thought it was for everyone.
Finger lickin’ good
I ate the chicken that mom was defrosting for dinner. It was organic and delicious! I’m NOT sorry.
P.S. I don’t know this but they are not feeding me dinner.
Milo
Emma’s Hangover
Emma learns an important lesson.
The vet hurt my feelings….
“The vet said I was fat, so i came home and stole my mom’s dinner (1/2 a pizza) off the counter and ate it. I was stressed. Lexi”
You know your dog is overweight when the vet uses words like “biggest loser challenge”… and then my pup comes home and stole my dinner off the counter. NO SHAME.
Never turn your back on Syd…
Don’t let the big, brown eyes fool you. Beneath them lie the stealth of a ninja and the appetite of a labrador.
“I ate baby Jesus while you were in the shower mommy”
Murphy ate baby Jesus in the manger and chewed off Joseph’s hand while mommy was in the shower! How rude.
That’ll Teach Her
I ate my mom’s rain boot. I am a jerk.
Sadie Sadie, the paper eater.
I ate 2 packs of hot chocolate … including the paper.
And now I’m trying to eat this paper!
Sadie
Bad dog
Scout hasn’t eaten other people’s food in 2 years, but the bbq short ribs were just sitting there, nicely boxed up like a present, while Mommy went in to grab coffee… it all happened so fast.