My dog Mitch Hedberg constantly (accidentally?) pees on his own leg and then stops to lick it off. I’m not sure what’s worse, that he licks it off, or if he didn’t at all. Should I be glad he cleans up after himself?
The Problem With my Aim
Posts Categorized: Pilfering Pooches
You Should see the Exit Visa, YUCK!
(Chip’s a Lab-Catahoula mix 1 year old)
One brand new passport: reduced to shreds (and post digested mush. ew)
Chip carefully removed it from atop the Bureau in order to achieve this.
Going Bananas for Bananas
My insatiable appetite for bananas caused me to break Mom’s favourite bowl. But the bananas were worth it.
London Lab
Bentley my 4 year old Yellow Lab rescue who was starved and abandoned has gained 20 pounds since I found him a few months ago. He is a counter-surfer and will eat anything left on the counter that has been unattended for over 2 minutes. He took a whole uncooked London Broil off the counter that was marinating when we left the kitchen, without knocking the glass pan on the floor. It’s safe to say he’s a stinker but he is too cute and sweet to punish!
P.S today he ate half a cake.
It Truly was a Happy Meal
Neighbour kids were picnicking out front, next door. Our four year old opened the garage and Scout got out. She decided to visit them….and eat their Happy Meals.
Conspiracy Theory
My bestie Renee hated these sun glasses that Daisy our Bloodhound rescue destroyed. Renee was so great full that she sent Daisy a box of bones. Sign says:
I conspired with my Mom’s bestie, Renee, to destroy Mom’s favorite sunglasses. Renee hated them and wanted them dead. She paid me off with treats! No shame! -Daisy the Destroyer.
Soft and Wrinkle-Free for Dinner
I ate 2 dryer sheets and it cost my parents $1100 in vet bills to get them out. I’m not even a little bit sorry. I still try to eat a dryer sheet whenever I can!
Editor’s Note: Dryer sheets can be very harmful for your pets. Keep them out of their reach and dispose of used ones properly as even used dryer sheets can cause some very serious damage to your furry loved ones. If you suspect your dog or cat has ingested one, call pet poison control or your local vet’s office.
I Thought All Dogs “Panted”!
This probably serves me right.
Powdered Evidence
He ate his sisters donut while she went to the bathroom.
Counter Mounter
She gave up being contrite on her 13th birthday…
