This morning I blamed my kids for a few missing gumdrops on the Gingerbread House. Except… when I got back from the store it had happened AGAIN and was WORSE this time… and the kids were still at school. Yeah. Andy did it.
Mommy came home to this and she was not very happy with me… My first Christmas and I’m on the naughty list.
Sadie Belle (Goldendoodle 10 months) ate my daughter’s Elf on the Shelf, Rosie Red. She has not chewed anything in a very long time, but must have had her feelings hurt because we were focusing on what to do next with the elf. We learned our lesson!
I broke a half gallon bottle of vodka counter surfing.
This is Rio. She decided to partake in happy hour too…she ate up all the hors d’oeuvers as Mommy turned her back to refill the holiday cranberry martinis! Bad dog…very bad (but well-fed) dog!
Llewie is often distracted by shiny things. Chewy things. Crunchy things. Thank goodness he didn’t know how to plug them in!
Dexter Can not be trusted with Christmas presents. It’s one thing to open your present early(see amazon box containing several new dog toys) but it’s very Grinch-like to chew up grandpas collectible lord of the rings dvds(which mom fought for on black friday). To make him feel guilty for his heinous crimes would truly be a Christmas Miracle.
You make the best popcorn, but I don’t understand why it was on a string with a needle or why that lady charged you $360 to make me throw up. Oh, well, ’tis the season! Love, Gossamer.
Lulu decided to kill Christmas by eating Frosty the snowman, my Favorite piece of Christmas paraphernalia!
I steal slippers and dog toys out of my neighbors house using their doggy door
