I disapprove of mommy’s future profession (she’s in vet school).
This is Kia. Her friend Stella (my friend’s dog, not pictured) had a playdate at my apartment since we had a long day of classes, and when she went to go pick Stella up she found my $114 Littmann veterinary stethoscope in pieces…they both had guilty looks on their faces but based on Kia’s destructive history I’m pretty sure I know who it was…
I stole this from a party bag that my mommy accidentally left out, but I have no shame because I look fabulous. I also wore this proudly for 20 minutes without moving. I was beside myself when she finally took it away.
“I ate the baby Jesus off of our Christmas Nativity scene.. Not looking forward to the Second coming, literally or figuratively… ” Merry Christmas from Lucy Mae