I’m Odie. If I can reach it, I eat it. Shamelessly.
“I think TV remotes are like potato chips…I can’t eat just one.
— Odie xxoo”
PS: moments after this photo was taken, I went after my fourth remote. Not an ounce of shame.
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Posts Categorized: Pilfering Pooches
Ike the Basset and the Peppermint Candy
“I smelled peppermint candies in Grams’ coat pocket. They were delicious. So was the coat.” What makes the story funnier is that she knew he ate the candies (wrappers and all) but didn’t notice the big hole in her coat until after she got to work.
Chapstick thief!
Bailey is a naughty little Chapstick eater! She steals Chapstick tubes in the middle of the night, hides them and then eats them leaving only remnants of plastic in a pile on the floor.
I sit like a chicken
I chew everything, even non-destructible toys. I also sit like a chicken. Shelby
Commemorate your dog this holiday
My husband and I worked hard on making a sculpey ornament with Dash’s paw print in it. The next day, I came home and she had chewed it up and broke off the part it is to be hung by. All she had to do was say “No, I don’t want you to remember me forever.”
You get deployed, I get sad.
I am submitting this on behalf of my daughter. Internet is difficult where she is deployed.
Dear Dog Shamers,
I am a Naval Officer and currently deployed overseas. My husband and I have grown very fond of your site this last year and everyday he emails me his favorite dog shaming pics. They make my day, they make me laugh, and they give me something to look forward to seeing every morning. I’m writing to you now because my big brother has a French Bulldog puppy who is staying with my parents. She is quite the character. A Frenchie whose name is Midnight. She has lots of personality and has brought a lot of joy into all of our lives. Obviously this current dog shaming moment is not her best, but hey, no one is perfect. Please include her on your website. And please keep the website going. I’ve shown it to many of my sailors who now all insist I forward out my husband’s emails. Thank you again.
-Dog Loving Ensign
Really. I can explain.
Eddie has had to wear a cone for the last two weeks. Finally, today, he was “set free” while I was gone to get groceries. This is how he said “Thanks, Mom”.
Zoe the Dragon Slayer
Zoe the rescued corgi gets really upset when we hug and don’t include her.
I thought it would fit!
This is Finley…i thought he could handle being home alone without being put away…
First try at that was a fail…
The Rudy List
Rudy made the naughty list. He ate barbie arms, ate my daughter’s food off her dinner plate while she was eating it, ruined a new library book, and peed on us while we were in bed. Yep, all in 24 hours! Way to go, Rudy! You are the man!
