I ate mommy’s server apron!
Xoxo-Mia
This is the second apron in under a year she has eaten, I think she is developing a taste for them.
I wanted you to stay home!
Posts Categorized: Pilfering Pooches
Santa’s Naughty List
“I stole Dad’s brisket” and “I ate $120” – this is the picture on our Christmas Card this year. The caption says, “There’s still time to talk your way off Santa’s naughty list.” P.S. You’ll also note that the brisket sign has teeth marks near the “S” in “Stole”…that’s because Socrates (white dog) ran off with the sign and this is why the signs are on the tree and not around their necks….always uo to something!!
Not a balanced diet
I ate the Hanukkah gelt.
Yes, chocolate is poisonous. No, he did not need his stomach pumped. His shame was sufficient to flush the toxins from his system.
Dairy Disaster
“I ate an entire stick of butter and I don’t even feel bad about it.”
Ever since we’ve had Copper {6 months} he’s kind of had a thing for butter. ie. digging the butter wrappers and only the butter wrappers out of the garbage can, trying to jump up on the counter any time butter was around, etc. This morning I put a brand new stick of butter on the butter dish and when I came home from church, the dish was licked clean. He definitely got his calorie limit in for the day!
Quiet Ninja
One minute the food is there, next it’s not..and Lily is walking away licking her lips- Very pleased with herself. Quiet Ninja strikes again!
No Refined Wheat
We thought we had placed the bag of flour far out of his reach. Thankfully, the huge piles were contained to one area, but there were lots of white paw prints throughout the house.
No run=no fun
I was mad that it was too “cold” for me to go for a run so I stole treats from PetCo and pooped in Home Depot. when I went to get a new jacket. I am not sorry. –Ginger
Corgi Chip
I always tell everyone that Dexter is “up to no good” throughout the day.
Paper Massacre
“I ate Mom’s Christmas craft instructions. I am a jerk… – Rohan” (The 16-month old Irish Wolfhound)
Actually, I should be wearing a shame sign that says “I did a poor job puppy proofing the counters this morning. – Mom”
we share
We team up for everything. We share toys and even our food. This is the cardboard packaging from the recycling bin. We need more fiber in our diet! ♥ zoe
