One person commented that she knows a few people who should wear this sign.
Atlas the Garbage dog
Posts Categorized: Pilfering Pooches
I got a make-over!
While my family was away…I got into the lipstick and blush! Now I’m PINK!
Got your nose!
“I stole the snowman’s nose”.
This is Grace Dog. She normally shows absolutely no interest in vegetables of any kind, but when my three-year-old daughter and I made a snowman yesterday she just had to have the carrot nose.
Dad, I Ate Your Hearing Aid
“Dad!”
“What?”
“Dad!”
“Whaaaat!?”
“I ate your hearing aid!”
Dish towel Dog
I ate the dish towel and then hid it in my bed!
I ate the lid!
Barney ate the lid . . . the cup would have been next had he not been busted! He does the guilty look well but he’s just a very good actor.
So you weren’t knitting me a pillow?
Lucy the chihuahua tends to lay claim to any and all knitting projects that are big enough for her to nap on (this one’s been in the works for months). We usually realize it when a pile of chews and a hua fall out.
He wanted to stand under your umbrella, ‘ella…ella…
“This umbrella was for me, right?”
Every so often, Harris decides to chew up something random…a book, a new sweater, a pair of scissors. Today it was my favorite umbrella 🙁
Don’t get mad, get even
My dog, Winston got so mad that I left him to go to roller derby practice that he decided to pull my skate out of my bag and eat the entire back end.
Souvlaki is Delicious!
Robinton had just finished eating his dinner. In the 20 seconds I left the room to go talk to the children in the kitchen, he had helped himself to my son’s dinner from the table. I guess it is high praise for my wife’s cooking!
