‘I patiently watch the children coloring & as soon as they turns their heads, I steal and eat their crayons. I SHOULD be ashamed, but I’m not.’
-Chawlie
Crayola Thief.
Posts Categorized: Pilfering Pooches
I think he is on to me!
Jasper likes to steal things from his brother, Dunkin who is blind. Jasper thinks he is slick!
Toy Slayer
I can’t buy Aries nice toys because they don’t last long. Most of his toys come from the clearance bin.
Can I get some help here?
“I stole a package of Oreos… brought to mom and dad because I couldn’t get them open”
*note that no chocolate oreos were consumed by canines in the taking of this picture 🙂
I want on the bed…and I hate print media.
“I resent not being allowed on the bed.” Bandit decided to destroy reading material AND violate the no-dogs-on-the-bed rule in one swoop.
Yummm, Expensive Electronics!
“I ate my daddy’s Kindle!”
Acehole
I have been advocating to my husband that my 2 year old hound, Ace, is a good dog. But Ace keeps presenting evidence to the contrary. The sign says, “My name is Ace. My mommy calls me Acehole because I eat things like underwear, shoestrings, and curling irons.”
Text book dog shaming
I turn rented textbooks into bought textbooks.
Quilt eater
Mom spent lots of hours making her first quilt. This is the third time she’s patched it because I keep eating it. It just tastes so delicious…
Bermuda Boxer
We got our boxer Mac neutered and he figured out ways to take the cone off, so we had to put shorts on him so he couldn’t lick his stitches
