“I ate mommys burrito off the counter while she was in the shower. – Porter” Porter the lab/ pit bull mix, has developed this habit of eating anything and everything off the kitchen counter. But only when he thinks you’re not paying attention.
I’m Bongo, and I like to steal the napkins off people’s laps and my dads’ dinner parties and eat them. They’re usually paper napkins, but sometimes I get cloth. My dads have to do periodic napkin checks to make sure everyone’s are safe.
I got my dog George a stuffed rabbit for his first Easter. He took one photo posing very nicely and then proceeded to eat all of the fluffing out of the eye wholes bit by bit.